Thor: Is that the game where you create people and houses?
Clint: Yeah.
Thor: It was marvellous! I made miniature versions of myself and my brother, and gave them a dog called Larry. He was a good dog. Then I built a house five stories high, with a kitchen on every floor. And then…
Clint: And then one of the ovens caught fire, and little Thor burned to death.
Thor: It was an unfortunate end.
Thor: Steve has the body of a strong warrior, it is no surprise that almost everyone is paired with such an admirable man. Tony would be an interesting match, for he has his intelligence.
Tony: I like the ones where we have adopted Spiderman.
Thor: There is an element of cuteness to those images.
Tony: I know! I found one where I’d been throwing baby Peter and he stuck to the…
Steve: Me and Tony would make terrible parents.
Tony: You really think that?
Steve: You’re in your lab all the time, I’m training all the time, we’d never…
Tony: We could hire a nanny.
Thor: I volunteer my services.
Tony: No can do, Stacey, you’d eat the poor guy.
Steve: Can’t we have a daughter?
Tony: Is there a Spiderwoman?
Loki: Dorian Gray in The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen.
Steve: Johnny Storm from the Fantastic Four.
Tony: Kid Flash. No, Wiccan. Actually no, Batman. Maybe Robin, but only in Teen Titans and Young Justice. I’m going to stick with Batman I think. Then again, Kid Flash has powers…
Natasha: Castiel in Supernatural.
Clint: Katniss.
Natasha: Katniss isn’t a superhero.
Clint: And Castiel is?
Natasha: At least he has powers.
Clint: You don’t have powers, and you’re still a superhero. People don’t have to have superpowers to be superheroes. Batman, Iron Man, Robin…
Natasha: Katniss still doesn’t count.
Clint: Fine, Jean Grey, because she’s hot. And you?
Natasha: Nightcrawler, for the same reason.
Clint: Gambit is way better than Nightcrawler.
Natasha: I guess that says something about my taste in men.
Bruce: Can I say Soren from Legend of the Guardians: The Owls of Ga’hoole? I have a feeling that if Katniss doesn’t count, he definitely will not.
Steve: If Soren is allowed, I want to change my answer to Hiccup in How to Train your Dragon.
Tony: Well if everyone’s changing their answers to stupid ones, I’ll say Sherlock Holmes.
Thor: Superman.
Loki: Discounting Aquaman, Superman is the worst superhero.
Thor: How so?
Loki: There was no thought put into him as a character; they just decided to make an infinitely powerful alien, and then to avoid it being completely ridiculous they made a glowing green rock that could render him powerless. It’s hardly the work of a brilliant character creator.
Thor: You are just jealous of his powers, brother. Superman is the ultimate hero.
Phil: Wait does that mean I can choose Captain now?
I may or may not have just watched The Avengers again.
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I will never not think of this every time I hear this line in Avengers now.
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this is awesome
toriandrelativedimensionsinspace:
UGU
*screaming in such a high pitch it is inaudible*
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BECAUSE MEN HAVE TO DO MANLY MEN THINGS LIKE RUNNING THROUGH TREES AND EATING ROCKS.
They both are so adorable XD holy shit.
I reblog this every time I see it.
Tom taught me ‘yoga’
‘YOGA’
GUYS IT’S A EUPHEMISM GEDDIT LSDKFJALSKDJFASD SNORFLE
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What I saw:
this man is just crazy
crazy gorgeous.
crazy perfect.
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9 photos of Thor’s arms - asked by no one but you’re welcome
upper right corner……unf
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the Avengers in a nutshell
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