Whatever it Takes

Avengers who is your favorite superhero, besides yourselves.

Loki: Dorian Gray in The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen.  

Steve: Johnny Storm from the Fantastic Four.

Tony: Kid Flash. No, Wiccan. Actually no, Batman. Maybe Robin, but only in Teen Titans and Young Justice. I’m going to stick with Batman I think. Then again, Kid Flash has powers…

Natasha: Castiel in Supernatural.

Clint: Katniss. 

Natasha: Katniss isn’t a superhero.

Clint: And Castiel is?

Natasha: At least he has powers.

Clint: You don’t have powers, and you’re still a superhero. People don’t have to have superpowers to be superheroes. Batman, Iron Man, Robin…

Natasha: Katniss still doesn’t count.

Clint: Fine, Jean Grey, because she’s hot. And you?

Natasha: Nightcrawler, for the same reason.

Clint: Gambit is way better than Nightcrawler.

Natasha: I guess that says something about my taste in men.

Bruce: Can I say Soren from Legend of the Guardians: The Owls of Ga’hoole? I have a feeling that if Katniss doesn’t count, he definitely will not.

Steve: If Soren is allowed, I want to change my answer to Hiccup in How to Train your Dragon.

Tony: Well if everyone’s changing their answers to stupid ones, I’ll say Sherlock Holmes.

Thor: Superman.

Loki: Discounting Aquaman, Superman is the worst superhero.

Thor: How so?

Loki: There was no thought put into him as a character; they just decided to make an infinitely powerful alien, and then to avoid it being completely ridiculous they made a glowing green rock that could render him powerless. It’s hardly the work of a brilliant character creator.

Thor: You are just jealous of his powers, brother. Superman is the ultimate hero.

Phil: Wait does that mean I can choose Captain now?